When someone’s wife works at the dollar general and her pussy is on clearance. So you hit it unprotected and wipe all your nut on her clothes before you send her home with a belly full of nut butter.
Guy 1:”Man Josh’s ole lady don’t know it, but I did the DG Squeegee on her last night.”
Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”
Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”
Guy 2:”Shit I did it to her last week!”
Guy 3:”Man y’all nasty, I used a condom.”
by DG Master September 13, 2022

When somebody leaves to "help their mom" or "has to take a shit" but in reaity he goes and hangs out with other people and party's.
by tchan2727 May 5, 2017
