Morbid obisity of the wrists, resembling that of a calf-ankle.
by the great pair of deuces March 9, 2012
Get the wrist canklemug. A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 13, 2008
Get the Cankle protectormug. A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed ankle) because he thinks she's actually gorgeous.
N: "Dang, what's up with our roommate?"
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
A: "He's lost his marbles, he's become a cankle protector."
N: "Yeah, he keeps yelling at us for daring to glance at his fat woman's cankle, as if anybody would care."
by flame sans e May 12, 2008
Get the Cankle Protectormug. by Ili Castro January 24, 2019
Get the Cankle(s)mug. When your ankles swell up so much that it looks like baked bread spilling out of your shoe. They may look a little ashy/crusty as well.
by Watch-a-lay August 21, 2013
Get the cankle soresmug. When a person likes another person so much that they can look past their cankles or even find beauty in them. Common in love-struck teens.
by YoungCalc June 20, 2017
Get the Cankle Blindnessmug. A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.
Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.
Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.
THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:
Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."
Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"
Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."
Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"
by tofoomeister September 27, 2005
Get the cankles and guntmug.