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armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017
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armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
he has an armadillo cock
by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023
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Armadillo

Jerking oneself off with the use of your arms legs and head.
My mate josh said he armadillos when he's lonely.
by Porgie August 30, 2025
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ARMADILLO

Wow, Brandon sure makes a good looking Armadillo jumping out of Bobbys Semi
by Chip Daley JR August 9, 2018
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Armadillo Pillow

The act of farting on a pillow and then immediately shoving it in your partners face.
Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.
by Brah Mang July 7, 2018
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