Aegosexual

A sexuality where you are aroused and kinky and enjoy smut and porn, but have no want to act them out.

Aegosexual: I love watching people have sex
Person B: why don't we view it in first person, together?
Aegosexual: hell no

''I don't want sex, but i'm so damn horny all the time.''
''Have you considered the possibility of you being aegosexual?''

by stancoffeejelly September 2, 2021

agrosexual

a male who has farmed or currently farms and displays strong metrosexual tendencies.

My agrosexual friend talked about his favorite designer labels as he shoveled the manure from his chicken barn.

by thechucker August 21, 2007

argus's ass

A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

Well I bent over in my tight bathing suit and I could tell by their expressions that I was showing them an Argus's ass.

by Roseanne LeVitre October 15, 2005

D'Agostino

Good looking italian with a sexy nose

D'Agostino is a hottie

by Stino October 12, 2003

Captain Argus

slang term for marijuana

Pass me some Captain Argus, will ya?

by Sinker November 28, 2003

ARGSLOF

acronym for Andrei Really Gets Sick of Living On Fire.

in reference to Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture.

oh bravo! bravo! fantastic rendition! ARGLSOF! ARGSLOF FOREVER!

by fan of the arts May 24, 2009

ariosity

noun; ariosity is a word more commonly used in today's modern informative research essay. it usually appears after hard work and dedication to a paper's outline into the late hours of the night. Typically, upon typing a final copy from the user's rough draft, a large face-palm could ensue. Use this word in moderation, for you don't want to permanently deform your face.

Because of ariosity, the search for ways to harness the Sun's light has been underway for hundreds of years.

by Takara1994 June 19, 2012