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Andres Vision

A bizarre state of mind in which the user hallucinates about nonexistent military additions to school buildings. These additions may include: random artillery on the gym roof, secret underground bunkers, underground gun emplacements and vehicles.

It is uncertain what causes Andres Vision, but it seems to occur most frequently in the last few minutes of lunch, where the person is under intense emotional stress, and they attempt to prepare themselves for the remaining classes of the day.
Guy:"Guys! don't tell anyone, but I just found out there is gun emplacements all over the school, and theres also a secret bunker with an architecturally impossible layout that has every single gun know to man!!!....and its UNDER THE COURTYARD!!"

Concerned friend: "o.0"

Jared: "Nah, don't worry man, it's Andres Vision, he gets this all the time."
by Starge October 16, 2008
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Andrene

Andrene, the most sweetest person and the best girl or guy that you will ever meet. If you meet a Andrene as a boy, it is rare. Dating him will be even fun for you and you will travel with him everywhere. Date a Andrene when u see one.
Man Andrene is sure going to places
by New Update March 19, 2017
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Andrea

Andrea is one of the strongest girl in the world. She is very very approachable though her normal face looks kinda mean but when you get to know her it’s the opposite of what you see. She loves reading books and music. She care more for others than herself. She’s one of the most amazing woman. She’s one of a kind. She’s very pretty, intelligent, and faithful. She also keeps problems with herself because only a few ask her if she’s okay. Understand her if she’s down because she can make you the happiest person. If you had the chance to find her, keep her.
“Do you know Andrea?”
Not really.”
“Too bad, if you find one, don’t lose her.”
Why not?”
“Cause after that you’d feel empty.”
by _blacklight_ April 16, 2019
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Andrea

Andrea is most likely the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen. She has beautiful big green eyes has a sense of humor that will kill you. She is really athletic and does amazing in sports. Every gender wants to be with her. She has beautiful hair that girls would love to have no matter how it looks. Guys want to be with her. She has a beautiful smile that makes you smile, a laugh that makes you laugh, a cry that makes you cry. she can be crazy once you get to know her, but can be a little uncomfortable in the beginning. about once you get to know her you won’t get enough of her!!
Last night ‘Andrea’ made me laugh till i peed!!
by tttttttarget June 16, 2018
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Andrea

Andrea is a great woman. Beautiful, smart and adventurous. She is also a beautiful and dedicated mother.
Andrea Vieira
by Greendebz February 25, 2013
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Andrea Bocelli

A blind Italian singer who sings opera and pop.

I wasn't a great fan of those opera vocals because they sound like screaming / phony. After I listened to Bocelli... he has one of the most touching and beautiful voice ever...
My Andrea Bocelli favorite songs from him are Con te patiro and Romanza
by andreaowns May 25, 2007
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Andrea

She is a beautiful person but can sometimes be a little crazy.she is super funny and she makes sure to make other people laugh! She is probably the best person you would ever meet!
Person:where did that Andrea go??
Person 2: I dont know she is wild!
Person:wait why is there a fire over there??
Person 2: oh no...
by Xoxo_AndReA_Xoxo November 30, 2018
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