Anakin Skywalker

The chosen one who doesn't have the high ground, isn't a master, and really doesn't like sand

Anakin Skywalker: "I don't like sand, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

by MasterCheifTheFlyingBrick April 30, 2024

Anakin Skywalker

Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING

OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU

by .fun. April 30, 2024

Anakin's Thesis

When someone asks you if you've heard the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the Wise.

Source: 'Seals are Good' youtube channel

"Did you hear Anakin's thesis? It makes me wanna drill a hole into my head!"

by Alyssa B. Happy February 2, 2026

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground

The moment Anakin Skywalker made the worst decision in his fucking life.

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER

by the gay kenobi April 24, 2020

it's over Anakin

This phrase is used when you have the high ground. Usually before saying that you have the high ground.

Obi Wan Kenobi: It's over Anakin,i have the high ground.
Anakin: You understimate my power
Obi Wan Kenobi: Don't try it.

by Lenny Fatemian June 12, 2019

pulled an anakin

In the instance to mass murder children

Pulled an Anakin means to kill children

I pulled an anakin when i went 80 mph through a school zone

by TheHomie117 November 15, 2019

Dirty Anakin

When you lay blue milk pipe in your girl with your pulsing lightsaber and when you bust inside you whisper in her ear and say “I’m gonna slaughter your children master” and proceed to use the force to tie her tubes

Luke: I just gave a dirty Anakin to that twi'lek on Nal Hutta before we left

Han: The one Leia said Jabba banged the night before?

Luke:.... fuck

by I gave you a light chuckle December 25, 2020