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An Alma is a girl that is really annoying, a negative influence in your life and a VSCO girl
If you have an Alma in your life you will suffer tremendouly, to the point of coughing blood. Other side effects of knowing an Alma are hearing demonic chants when you get near her, eyes melting because you have to look at her face and also having to hear terrible sex jokes that may or may not include her dad.life hack don't befriend an Alma, its a contract with the devil.
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An Alma is a girl that is really annoying, a negative influence in your life and a VSCO girl
If you have an Alma in your life you will suffer tremendouly, to the point of coughing blood. Other side effects of knowing an Alma are hearing demonic chants when you get near her, eyes melting because you have to look at her face and also having to hear terrible sex jokes that may or may not include her dad.life hack don't befriend an Alma, its a contract with the devil.
#tomato
by Vagína atomica March 17, 2020
Get the Almamug. An Alma is a very beautiful girl with an interesting face. Often blonde hair and smoking body! We're talking ass n' titties, ass ass titties titties, ass n' titties. She always has boys around her but she won't engage relationships, romantic is bullshit she wants short and sexy. She laughs a lot and has great humour most often understood by boys wich is why she enjoys spending time with boys more and why boys prefer spending time with her. She has wreckless moodswings and she doesn't bother hiding her strong feelings. She is inwards a day though as soon as the vodka comes through she becomes the sexiest girl you've seen, she makes out like a goddess and her lapdances are not to joke with. To know an Alma will Bring your life party and laughness, an Alma is someone to keep, she is rare
Oh shit do u see her body ? She looks like an Alma
This girl gave me the night of my life I'm damaged, she must have been an Alma
This girl gave me the night of my life I'm damaged, she must have been an Alma
by Yeahtarrysa December 11, 2016
Get the almamug. Alma has a beautiful green eyes and a pretty long hair. She is always happy and makes everybody happy.
She is the kindest person on the Earth.
Alma will always be there for you, because she is such a good friend. Everybody needs Alma in her life.
She is the kindest person on the Earth.
Alma will always be there for you, because she is such a good friend. Everybody needs Alma in her life.
Alma is beautiful.
by Usagirl1991 November 21, 2021
Get the Almamug. by Almamaid April 27, 2022
Get the Almamug. 
by fvoslut January 18, 2022
Get the Almasmug. Almas is AN AMAZING INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING I LOVE HER SO MUCH. She lights up the room whenever she walks into one. ENERGETIC FUN BEAUTIFUL ALL IN 1. She kinda goofy 🤪🙈
Almas deez nutz
by E—RELEVANT. November 24, 2021
Get the Almasmug.