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Quagmire arm

A condition caused by frequent prolonged masturbation where one arm becomes noticeably larger or stronger than the other.
“Dude, I beat my shit so hard last night, my arm feels like it exploded.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”
by TheRealAdG October 11, 2025
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Quagmire

Glenn Quagmire, or commonly referee to as just Quagmire, is a fictional character from the T.V. Show Family Guy. He is the sex crazed perverted neighbor of the Griffins who is always horny and will bang just about every chick he meets.
"He went so Quagmire last night"
by Adjsoto August 8, 2016
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