the ohio treatment

a sexual act where one partner takes drugs while getting a handjob from another partner all the while talking about a subject eventually giving someone a fetish for the topic

"I gave my GF the Ohio treatment and now she has a thing for doorknobs"

by badgerbumsy June 19, 2020

Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place

Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later

by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021

Strahan Treatment

Allowing a person to set some type of record by not putting forth your full effort, a la Brett Farve falling down so Michael Strahan could set the single season sack record.

I love Miguel Cabrera and think he deserves to win the Triple Crown this year. I think pitchers should give him the Strahan Treatment so he can hit more HR's.

by Thunder Arnie August 25, 2013

Baby Treatment

Walk away from a relationship with out saying anything

I cut people off, no bye, no reason, no call or text...I give em' the baby treatment.

I left him standing there with his feelings hurt...I gave him the baby treatment

by Newyearseveone August 26, 2013

The Flintstones Treatment

When one sends another man to a girl's house for some birthday sex and a viewing of Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas, and when the guy gets there, the girl is sleeping and doesn't know why he's there.

Pat: Hey Alec, did you get together with Sydney last night for some birthday sex?
Alec: Nah man, I got the Flintstones Treatment...

by Themanof July 8, 2017

rhino treatment

When you and a friend forcibly holds down another person, and then you proceed to smother and rub your bare ass roughly into their face.

"Yo dude, theres that kid that pissed me off the other day!!, lets run over there and give him the rhino treatment."

by skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

The LOST Treatment

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

by RJHey April 17, 2010