Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A word to describe someone who is an excessive slut and absolutely horrible person- "Cock juggling" implying that he/she is a whore and "thunder cunt" implying the he/she is worse than just a regular cunt.

That fucking bitch is a cock juggling thunder cunt!!!

by Marjorie Johnson January 1, 2009

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt

A variation of cum guzzling thunder cunt made to be even more insulting by adding the fact that you work on OBT (Orange Bolssom Trl. in Orlando) which is know around Central FL for it's vast numbers of prostitutes

Kid 1: Dude your such a douche!
Kid 2: Well, your a cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 1: Your an OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 2:............

by CarbonTheory June 1, 2009

cock juggling thunder cunt

1)one who fucks everyone they see, and/or gives them oral
2)a cum slut
3)a sibling

Cop:May i see your lisence?
Ped:Hell no!
Cop:why not?
Ped:Because your such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

by Nemo Da Pimp September 9, 2008

Alaskan thunder cunt

When you put Ice pack on your cunt then fuck a stranger till their dick get soft because of the cold.

Damn Janet, I gave that guy from the club an Alaskan thunder cunt!!!! He was so mad!!!!!

by Alaskan thunder cunt July 2, 2017

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

by Goblinqueen March 8, 2017

cum drizzling thunder cunt

A woman who after being came into, starts nagging to heights never before seen.

Man after i came in suzy, she started acting like a cum drizzling thunder cunt. I just wanted to go to sleep.

by Patrizi October 14, 2017

Dick sucking thunder cunt

This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's

Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt

Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*

by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019