swirly whirly

When bullies grab a kid, hold him upside down, put his head in a toulet and flush.

The boys just grabbed Jamie and gave him a swirly whirly in a toilet full of poo.

by Mernick March 10, 2016

Swirly Davis

Generic street name for an STD, especially when wanting to make oneself look more promiscuous than one really is.

Nerd 1: Man, that bitch gave me the swirly davis.

Nerd 2: We all know that's not real, now make your attack roll.

by dj_mankiewicz December 3, 2010

Apple Swirly

When a male dips his testicles into his urine after peeing and flushes the toilet to cause said testicles to swirl around in his Apple juice.

I don’t need a girlfriend to give myself an Apple Swirly! I just need a toilet...

by Jiloss1 December 18, 2018

Swirly fucking

When you give someone a swirly as you have sex with them, either holding down the seat, pushing them directly, or using the leverage you have from behind to keep them down.

"Bro did you hear?, some of the dudes at the frat house got arrested!"

"Yeah man they were having a pig party and one of the girls drowned when her date ended up swirly fucking her too long."

by Curare the defenestrator July 12, 2023

Foot Swirly

When you can't afford a pedicure and you really need one, you put your foot in the toilet and flush multiple times until your foot is smooth and soft as a baby's bottom.

I spent all my money at BeerFest so I had to give myself a foot swirly before my best friends beach wedding.

by Pmdono August 13, 2016

Cum Swirly

A cum swirly is when a man swings his penis around into a toilet while cumming. He then will proceed to flush the toilet and stick his girlfriend’s head into it!

I had the most radical cum swirly with my step sister last night.

by Cum monster man 77 January 20, 2023

Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?

Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie

by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023