Stormie

Literally the love of my life oh my fucking god u are the most perfect person even i could never say how much i love oh my god I. FUCKING. LOVE. YOU. i literally find u the most lovable person ever and i wanna squeeze u so tight till u cant breath oh my ur so kind. ur so fucking UGHFHJGUGUGGH i love day-dreaming about you, ur so pretty in my eyes ut hurts to know u cant see urself like that. If u saw me in your eyes, u would fall inlove with yourself. i love you so much i cant get enough of you, your voice, your EVERYTHING. I. LOVE. YOU.

"Stormie, my love, you make my day; a smile brighter than the brightest sunrise."

by SHHHHHUSHSHUSHSHUSH February 19, 2024

the stormy

When you grab a woman by the pussy and then fuck her in the ass.

"I did something presidential last night." Oh yeah, what was that? "I gave your mom the stormy." You're a fucking banker rim licker. Fuck you!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 22, 2020

Stormy Tom

When you are out for a run and need to shit and do it down a storm drain.

He went for run and pulled a stormy Tom and kept going.

by Dark and stormy August 17, 2018