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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear
Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder
by Quen.asf July 14, 2025
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Associative Personality Disorder

Wanting to live in the shoes of someone doing better than you
He really wants my BMW, must have associative Personality disorder
by Jacked conqueror August 21, 2023
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Void personality disorder

a personality disorder caused by trauma that affects a persons ability to feel emotions in order to help the brain cope with severe depression. This is also called "emotional numbness"
The bullying got so bad I had void personality disorder for months.
by lemoncharva October 27, 2023
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multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering from sexual personality crisis
by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019
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