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National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day'

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.
"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"
by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021
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Throw short people day pt. 2

On oct 23.

Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st
-Bro i missed my opportunity to throw a short person yesterday
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.
by unlimited_2 October 20, 2021
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This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.
Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
by LoydLonders November 15, 2022
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kick tall people day pt 2

literally kick tall people day again on May 4th because one anti-tall day wasn't enough 😂😍🔪
me looking for the straights on kick tall people day pt 2: 😐🤨🔎🕵️
by hetphobic April 30, 2022
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a day to appreciate all the short people and give them a hug

october 23
hey did you hear about national hug short people day? it's on october 23rd.
by so_uless October 22, 2020
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National Throw Average Height People Day

in response to both national throw short people day, and national throw tall people day, this is a day where you can throw people 5'5" to 5'9", NO CONSENT NEEDED. (on Oct. 23)
Person 1: Guess what, my friend who is 5'6"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: It's National Throw Average Height People Day!
Person 2: OH GOD!
by xX_GameCrafter_69_Xx March 15, 2022
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national white people shut up day

30 September, where all white people shut up because poc are tired of hearing them speak out their asses.
shhhh, you're yt. today is not your day. today is national white people shut up day
by cupcakke.mollyonthebeat September 29, 2021
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