Carter morrison

This dude has a huge voluptuous cock that Is admired by all the lady’s

Girl: I want Carter Morrison’s huge cock

by Big old gay guy May 20, 2020

Mr Morrison

Often used to describe a funny celestial being who can also teach some school whilst putting in a shift on Christmas day.

"Did u see that guy over there he's such a Mr Morrison, the way he teaches those kids latin whilst giving them free meals like Marcus Rashford! What a cutie!

by IfYouEatAMonkeyKarmaWillStrike March 26, 2021

Rhyss Morrison

The guy who buys a big boat and doesn’t have the car to tow it with.

The guy who has a five finger discount

Joogsy

Rhyss Morrison has a big boat that his MUX can’t tow.

by Mr McRight April 30, 2021

Scott Morrison

The finance minister, the health minister, the defence minister, the prime minister, the governor general...

Person 1: Hey, did you hear! We have a scott Morrison in the class
Person 2: Oh no. its probably a cocky, homphobic white male

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete August 16, 2022

Do a Morrison

Slang term in relation to doing something, especially on Climate Change. It means you have no intention of doing anything at all and will go to laughable or insane extremes to cover up your laziness. Also related to Laggard and Malingerer.

Clean up your room, and don't Do a Morrison!

by Sisyphean October 26, 2021

Emily Morrison

The worst gym buddy of all time.

Me: Do you want to go to the gym?
Emily Morrison: No.

by sista_22 March 14, 2014

scott morrison (scomo)

The worst PM Australia had ever had, voted out by Albo in 2022. Scomo is a member of the Aussie Liberal Party, an absolute idiot. His name can be shortened, and frequently is to Scomo, and is what people usually call the whiny little bitch, which people also call Nicole Flint. He is the member for Cook, in NSW, and he went to Hawaii in the middle of a crisis, and gave himslef ministries in secret, hurting the country.

Scott Morrison (Scomo) Scomo is so fucking shit- people under 20
Scomo is kinda trash- between 20 and 30
Scomo is bad-between 30 and 50
Scomo is decent-between 50 and 65
Scomo is alright, but John Howard was better-above 65

I believe in miracles-Scomo

by xenzena August 23, 2022