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monique

an ugly ass hairy monkey that stinks also very black
Monique be in the lockerooms she lifts up her arm pits and all you smell is must
by MOONique January 25, 2019
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Janae Monique

a beautiful girl, that has a mind of her own, she has the most beautiful figure, she more personalitys then anyone combined, she hates to be ignored and gets mad when her voice isnt heard. shes loving,caring,sweet,funny,brown skinned, big beautiful brown eyes, gorgeous smile. She is the most honest person you will ever meet, she speaks her mind and isnt afraid to do it. if you are in the wrong she'll let you know. shes the best person to talk to, most of the time ;. she is the type of girl any guy would want. she will be all that you ever desired. show her love and you will be shown it back. a lover like a janae is something you wont find anywhere.. it takes time to get deep in her thoughts but its worth it. shes a complete eye catcher, they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and trustttt she is it !
Damn look at her, shes a Janae Monique.

hay baby baby you wanna be mah Janae Monique ;
by bunguru degebi October 28, 2012
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Monique Baker

A name for a very beautiful young lady, she has the most amazing smile you will ever see, she doubts herself but she is truly perfect in every way, she is loved by many but also doesn't let her haters phase her, she could get any guy she wanted with ease, she has the perfect body and the cutest smile and laugh. Some see her as out there and weird but others see her as that but also very attractive and a great personality. Any guy lucky enough to get her needs to keep her close and never let her go because she is a one of a kind. Most amazing person you will ever meet!
by M.J.T January 9, 2012
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monique alexander

Porn star. She is 24 years old; blonde hair, hazel eyes. Stats: 32B-22-34
Did you see Monique Alexander in American Girls? She's soooo hot.
by Stevennn June 11, 2006
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monique hugo

Probably the most useless Stats lecturer ever recorded in history. A monique hugo (pronounced hew-ghoo) is a rare and peculiar species. During a typical hugo lecture, She can be seen at the front of the class doing absolutely fuck all whilst all of her students begin to ponder how in the fucks name did this half wit become a lecturer in the first place. Those who take their degrees seriously and wish to pass stats are basically fucked as it is extremely difficult, nay impossible, to obtain a single shred of useful information from this incompetent simpleton. If anyone comes across this incredible creature it is strongly advised to steer clear as it is almost guaranteed that you are fucked in life if you happen to unfortunately be placed in this. so take this warning and avoid this interesting specimen at all costs, thank you.
whats up man, what lecture do you have now? I've got stats with Monique hugo, i am so fucked dude please help me
by dablord421 February 14, 2018
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Pockets on Monique

Pockets so filled with money, they look very large, just like Monica "Mo'Nique" Imes.
Yo I got them pockets on Monique, I just got paid yesterday.

"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne
by drum2beats March 14, 2011
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monique page

monique page is so fucking funny.
🧑🏼 bro have you met monique page
👩🏽 yea man she’s fucking hilarious
by esqui x January 19, 2022
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