Greatest person ever, has to tuck his penis in his sock to avoid stepping on it or tripping others
Basically, if your name is Maxim Drisdelle, you're basically the king of romancing women.
Basically, if your name is Maxim Drisdelle, you're basically the king of romancing women.
Guy 1: "who's! Is that who I think it is?!"
Guy 2: "yeah, that's Maxim Drisdelle, king of romancing women. Be carful not to trip though! It looks like he forgot to sock the cock today"
Guy 2: "yeah, that's Maxim Drisdelle, king of romancing women. Be carful not to trip though! It looks like he forgot to sock the cock today"
by AZGAD May 7, 2018

by bonnejournee October 29, 2019

by imsuchajoe November 20, 2023

Maxim is an amazing, hot, and great guy. He always wears a hat because he's a thug(although he lived a chilled life away from the hood)
by Yeet man 123 September 25, 2019

Maxim is a 6”11 man which collects your taxes, he will insist for you to play a video game, ‘Atlas’. If he loses the game he won’t retry for two months. A usual quote from a Maxim is “Sir, you need to pay or the IRS will take you”.
by Fantastic Person123 December 25, 2020

A walking stick whos anorexic and cant do shit but play fortnite. He smells like shit and can only attract asians. He plays water polo cause hes gay. And loves men named lazis
maxim is a homo
by IDKBLAYT October 19, 2020

A retarded midget who goes to the strip club when hes 12. Gets decent amount of girls but they all break up when the find out his personality.
by anonymous March 16, 2022
