marcel

Marcels are normaly like a female bigfoot with a weird nose and he really likes mountainbikes and a strange head form.

Oh guck mal sein kopf von marcel!
(Look at his head)

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Dirty Marcel

The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.

Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023

Marcel

The kid livin the batman life, with his McDonalds hairline he'll cheat on anyone with a big mac. This kid has a gap in his teeth so large, its the gap between his IQ and your IQ. He runs like a stiff twig and plays like a thug that has ears smaller than his _____.

ew, its a marcel.

by Scootyz May 16, 2018

Marcel

he will make u laugh ur fucking ass off, but at the cost of him getting sent to the principals office

marcel: "All my kids, uncles and parents call me daddy".
Kid:" ohhh yes daddy!!"

Marcel" y are u gay???"
Kid:" I'am not...

by susy daddy February 25, 2022

Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.

Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.

by Shady256969 February 12, 2022

MARCEL

listen here bitches, anyone with anything nice to say about marcel has it coming for her. He is mine. He is my sweet lovely wonderful amazing boy who lights up my world with his most amazing smile in the world. And guess what? he only wants/loves me. so back off ladies. get you a second-tier marcel because i got the first and i don't plan of letting go anytime soon. So either get in line, or back the f* off.

Girl 1 : Oh he's fine !

Girl 2 : Don't look ! It's her Marcel ! She will kill all of us !

by ichbindiebeste February 26, 2023

marcel

Marcel is a depressed introverted kid with no friends he really wanna die cuz this life is boring as fuckkk

Marcel is dead

by marcellsos November 21, 2021