Joe Malone

When someone run’s out on your life after faking cancer 4 times to live with their online girlfriend in America.

Dude 1: aw shit fam, what’s wrong?
Dude 2: my dad just fuckin Joe Malone’d me, I’m heartbroken

by skrrtskrrtesketit February 17, 2018

karl malone

The biggest tool in the NBA.

Wow, Karl Malone is so cool since he wears torn jerseys. (sarcastic)

by Bill Brasky June 11, 2004

post malon

A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!

Damn that songs fire he's such a POST MALONE

by Austin post February 14, 2018

Stockton to Malone

Named for the famous one-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.

"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wicked stockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."

by joe9999999 September 01, 2007

cock malone

an insult which has no actual definition. (thus if someone does not know what a cock malone is, they must be one)

person 1: tony showed us his balls at practice yesterday
person 2: what a cock malone

person 1: you are a cock malone
person 2: whats a cock malone?
person 1: if you dont know what a cock malone is than you must be one

by big throws malone October 26, 2006

Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla February 11, 2018

Jackson malone

It’s in my brain........... Paul byron

Jackson malone is coursins with Karl malone

by OGlover21 November 25, 2019