Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

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Lunar Pull

A variation on Lunar Landing where no penetration is required. An onastic act, culminating with release over a willing moonscape.

Bottoms up lass, time for a Lunar Pull!

by Merry downee April 28, 2024

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Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.

Woke up with lunar landings all over me.

by AMThunder June 3, 2020

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Lunar Curtis

A kid who plays fortnite and is epic gamer!

Everybody says this to lunar curtis every day!:) OH MY F*CKING GOD CURTIS STOP F*CKING SPAMMING! YOUR F*CKING TRASH!

by Lunar Curtis November 30, 2019

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The guy must begin jerking himself off while the girl counts down as though commanding a NASA launch.
"T minus 10..."
"9..."
"8..."

If the craft blows its load prior to the girl reaching the count of zero, she says the phrase, "Houston, we have a problem." The guy must then try again before Nixon calls and mandates a launch reschedule.

Clearly you've never seen a Lunar Launch...

by RelevantRaven February 16, 2021

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