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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 6, 2020
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Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.
1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.
by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009
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Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp
by daddy salty July 14, 2021
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dirty kemp

When you’re double dicking two broads, but the syphallis starts burning your wee tippy tip tip off, so you swiftly Vaseline that hot rod and take a Rennie because the 30’s are difficult on the gut.
Damn, when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be Dirty Kemping the wachowski sisters.
by Reading-Hutchinson February 12, 2022
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