kempes

A crazy, stupid, short, disgusting-looking boy who just runs around. Also flirts with girls way too much. Loved by everyone for his popularity, but not for who he is. He's very dumb and sexy.
Ugh...did u see Kempes? He's showing off his sexiness again!
by ItzKe$ha March 11, 2016
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Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania

(SKOT)
1) A person being of Transylvanian or general Romanian persuasion who is aggressive in the courting of, or mating with, any and all woman. The results of which can be multiple unplanned or unwanted off-spring and more than several Baby Mama. Other results include but are not limited to; financial draining and/or possible involvement in a domestic fracas which may end in incarceration. It is suggested to avoid leaving a SKOT alone with wives, girlfriends, any female of child bearing age, and pets with suitable genitalia.

2) Other aliases: Igor, Gabor
My sister called yesterday and said that Shawn-Kemp-Of-Transylvania got hit with another paternity suit.
by Marky the wordsmythe August 06, 2020
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boy kemps

A really big douchebag that's always annoying.
by AsianWindMan January 14, 2017
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Jeff Kemped

When one lifts to much weight and one loses control of their bowels.
I saw this guy dead lifting 200lbs and he Jeff Kemped himself. It smelt bad
by Jeff Kempster October 15, 2014
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