Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024

Jack in the box

jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box

“hey have you seen the new jack in the box commercial”
“hell yeah! he’s hot as fuck!”

by cheesenoods June 9, 2023

Jack in the box challenge

When you jack in the box of your jack in the box food

Yo bro I did the Jack in the box challenge my GF was so surprised
No way bro Ima try it out now

by MeatBallar October 25, 2022

Jack in the box

A nightmare fuel. Kid friendly version of a jumpscare

Person 1: Hey remember Jack in the box?

Person 2: Yeah THOSE WERE FUCKING HORRIFYING!

by Attention_tobirds12 August 20, 2023

Jack in the box

When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.

I was banging this hot chick buy I finished early so my buddy jack in the boxed me.

by Phil Clarke July 6, 2015