Good Morning And God Bless

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.

Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.

by The Random Loon Publisher May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you have your breakfast on the shitter.

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.

by Supaiupa May 27, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.

Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!

by fupatroopa1911 April 07, 2018

good morning and god bless

When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!

Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"

by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018