A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
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person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
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by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023
Get the fortnite kid mug.A phrase taken from the hit video game Fortnite Battle Royale referring to people that play the game 24/7 and have a particular accent that is immediately recognisable ( usually named Josh, Hansell, etc. )
by Unknown6969696696969696969 March 14, 2023
Get the Fortnite Kid mug.Is basically a child or a teenager that plays Fortnite Battle Royale everyday. These scumbags of human kind talk about Fortnite in school or elsewhere. They're toxic and use shitty insults to other players after they kill them like "you're dogwater" "get clipped" "you have no earnings" ect. Otherwise Fortnite kids makes excuses or rage becuase they cannot admit losing or admitting that a player has better skills. Fortnite kids also do a lot of disgusting stuff like:
1. Simping over a virtual female skin
2. Steal their dad's credit card to buy vbucks
3. Make weird dances in real life
4. Make toxic dances like "Take The L or Laugh it up"
5. They think that Kratos (from God of War) or Travis Scott (rapper) are skins created from Fortnite (OMG IT'S THE GUY FROM FORTNITE)
1. Simping over a virtual female skin
2. Steal their dad's credit card to buy vbucks
3. Make weird dances in real life
4. Make toxic dances like "Take The L or Laugh it up"
5. They think that Kratos (from God of War) or Travis Scott (rapper) are skins created from Fortnite (OMG IT'S THE GUY FROM FORTNITE)
Boy 1: get out of my room.
Boy 2: shut up ima bout to win
Boy 1: you've been playing that game like 4 hours, turn that off
Boy 2: and?
Boy 1: (in mind) oh lord, he has become a "Fortnite kid"
Boy 2: shut up ima bout to win
Boy 1: you've been playing that game like 4 hours, turn that off
Boy 2: and?
Boy 1: (in mind) oh lord, he has become a "Fortnite kid"
by NBLK June 30, 2023
Get the Fortnite kid mug.A fortnite kid is a person, typically a pre-teen or teenager who yells at the game for almost no reason whatsoever. They acuse you of stealing kills and rub it in their GIRLFRIENDS FACE WHEN HE GETS MORE KILLS THAN HER
"Aw man, Josh is a fortnite kid"
"What do you mean he's a fortnite kid?"
"I mean he's being a dick about a kids game"
"What do you mean he's a fortnite kid?"
"I mean he's being a dick about a kids game"
by Ugly Ratto November 4, 2023
Get the Fortnite Kid mug.Usually a 12 year old kid who claims “I’m not a Fortnite kid!” At the top of his lungs, but plays every chance he gets whether with friends or without.
by Fedupparent January 31, 2024
Get the Fortnite kid mug.Meaning a kid who can't stop playing fortine and is brain dead 24/7. They are usually from the age age 7-11 but this may vary.
brother: I LOVE FORTNITE! LEVEL 10 GYATT L +BOZO+MID+RATIO GRR IM A BADDIE GETR BETTER KID!
me: I am scared from you get therapy pls fortnite kid
me: I am scared from you get therapy pls fortnite kid
by luna_lincon December 3, 2023
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