Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness

bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend

by fucking dio August 3, 2023

Previously enjoyed

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has developed an intense emotional connection with the item, often with the connotations of play, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Table lamp, condition is previously enjoyed.
Me: Wow, that guy sure must loved playing with his lamp...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023

Enjoy her

Eat her out like a five-star-dinner

"I'm going to enjoy her tonight"
"I'm going to enjoy my girlfriend tonight"

by DrayAidenBlackwood August 7, 2025