Pez dispenser

A tool to throw away bubbles

Oh man, did you that old pez dispenser Bob…. it’s doesn’t disown se sh*t man…. I’m telling you…

by pezdispesor September 24, 2022

Dispenser

1). TF2 Building that can only be built as Engineer (so are Sentry and Teleporters)
2). A FNF song in the Vs Mann Co. Mod, which hits pretty hard (includes Heavy, Scout, Engineer and Soldier)
3). Excluding TF2, a Dispenser basically just gives shit

Red Heavy: There's no Medic, P O O T I S DISPENSER HERE
Red Engineer: Dispenser going up!

by WhatsItTooYa95 January 20, 2023

Pez dispenser

When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.

This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas

by Vinegar Butt Sex January 25, 2024

Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011

Beat My Dispenser

Its when a girl masturbates

For men its beat my meat. but now for women its beat my dispenser because of when they squirt its like a soda dispenser.

crush:hey im gonna beat my dispenser later wanna watch
me:sure
crush:im sorry that was not meant for you

by i wanna fuck mss December 5, 2017

australian pez dispenser

The act of inserting objects into ones arse and keeping them in place until a sneeze or other bodily function dislodges it

"Shelly has so many sex toys that I turned her into an Australian PEZ dispenser last night"

by TheDarkSquirrelRises April 24, 2016

Pensacola Pez Dispenser

When you stuff Plan B under your foreskin and have your date perform fellatio.

I don’t have to worry about raw dogging Rita, because we started off with the Pensacola Pez Dispenser.

by MrPklz December 19, 2023