The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021

Dicking Down

When someone is trying their hardest for a girl (offering to buy them things, etc.) when she doesn't like you back.

Bilal: kaede ill buy you nitro
kaede: thanks fat shit
ttv: stop dicking down bilal

bilal: saj lets have matching hello kitty pfps
saj: ew no your weird
bilal: please bb
ttv: stop dicking down bilal

by TTVmannn January 8, 2024

Dicked down

To fuck a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.

After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.

by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024

Dicking downs

To have sex with a person that has Down syndrome.

Hey see that girl with down syndrome over there? I wouldn’t mind dicking downs

by Masterpatty September 21, 2025

Dicked Down December

DDD is time for all my non-single ladies to get Dicked Down by their man on December.

"Hey, tomorrowis December 1st so it's gonna be Dicked Down December"
"Really? I should talk to my girlfriend about this, hope she doesn't mind getting dicked down"

by marieioll November 2, 2023

dick down

Noun: a therapeutic act of penetrative intercourse in which the penetrating male assumes a physical position dominant enough to render his partner completely immobile, typically taking the over position in an over/under horizontal configuration ambiguous enough to initially suggest nothing more than an intention to cuddle, but eventually building to a fucking so goddamn hard and so goddamn good for so goddamn long that the penetrated partner – through a process similar to the churning of butter – is broken down into paste, then ash, and finally dust, before being reborn as an all-new, happier, healthier, much less mouthy version of who they had been prior to the dick down. (The shout of "Hallelujah, Jesus!" that traditionally concludes a dick down has led some scholars to suggest a possible link to what is referred to in some circles as "receiving the holy spirit," some going so far as to suggest that they are, in fact, one and the same event, the latter simply reflecting a more polite way to refer to the former in the presence of children.)

"You know what that mouthy little B needs, don't you?"

"Yes, mama. To receive the holy spirit."

"Don't you DARE use that language in my house! What that little B needs is a five-hour dick down, that's what that little B needs!"

"Yes, mama."

"Well what are you standing here for, then? GO DICK THAT LITTLE B DOWN! And pick me up a bottle of Pepsi on your way back. Did I say five hours? Two is fine. The small bottle, not the jug. And regular Pepsi, none of the other crazy ones. Pepsi has lost its G-D mind.

BOY, I SAID GO!"

by gwillikrz May 7, 2022

Dicked down

To pound a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.

After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.

by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024