EMF Detector

EMF(Epicly Major Fail) Detector: A warning device which detects Epicly Major Fails of magnitude 2 or greater. Can normally detect EMF's minutes to hours before the initial hit of the EMF. Used mainly to alert the surrounding area of an impending EMF so they may all witness it.

*SIREN*

Person 1: "Ohh dude that's the EMF Detector!".

Person 2: "Well lets go see who screwed the pooch this time, then we can laugh and ridicule them all day!"

Person 1: "Yeah lets go!"

by TehTub January 4, 2010

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Get the EMF Detectormug.

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

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