Holy Catfishing

When a girl goes on tinder specifically to try to convert horny men for Jesus. She generally matches with them, flirts with them, and then when it's time for the meet-up, won't stop talking about Jesus.

Matched with Tina on Tinder, she said to meet up at the Coffeeshop on 4th and Vine. When I got there and saw the sign that said "Holy Grounds" I know she must have been Holy Catfishing!

by holydude May 20, 2025

Blue Crawfish

A form of blow job in which the giver clamps a crawfish claw around the base of the receivers shaft while fully erect, at which point the blow job is continued until the penis turns blue and the crawfish claw in unclenched, causing the built up semen to release all at once.

I gave Mike a blue crawfish yesterday, all though it was more purple than blue

by aTut86 May 24, 2025

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie

Celebratory expression to describe a state of euphoria usually induced by too much alcohol or on it's.

Richard: "Why is Bert dancing so much?"
Dick: "I don't know he looks like he's on it."
Bert: "Wings on Rye and a Crawfish Pie!!!!!!!!"
Bert: "Snarfffff Snarffffffff"

by RichardBRichardson April 26, 2012