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a term used when you assume a guy is gay. often they are slow moving and talk with extreme spaces between all of their words. they can take several hours matching their shoes to their gauges, and lip rings in some cases. also, they pack around a girl who seems like a hoe, but is just an ugly man looking for attention.
girl: you're late.
brendan: sorry, i had to find some gauges to match this belt.
Brendan by hollywood:) May 23, 2009
He is a diffrent little shit that has down syndrome and a little diffrent in a bad way. He is SUPA GAY and loves men. HE JUST LOVES THEM MEN.
Brendan by notmyrealname duh December 1, 2018
Brendan is such a pleb
Girl 1 "Brendan's such a pleb"
Guy 1 "I know right"
Brendan by Butthole 301 May 13, 2016
Brendan is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. He's just one of those genuine people that sincerely cares about the people in his life. He is diplomatic, and knows how to resolve his own, and others, issues. Brendan is funny, smart, and sensitive.

Besides having a wonderful personality, Brendan is also super cute and sexy. He isn't hella swole, but he has a sexy trim body that makes all the girls wanna rub up on him. And despite being such a nice, genuine, guy- he is fun and freaky in the bedroom. He makes his partners feel like the center of the universe, and they can't falling head over heels for him.

Brendan is fun- he likes playing games, but he is also super intelligent and able to pick things up quickly. It doesn't take Brendan long to master his hobbies, and that's something that will propel him forward in his life.

If you're dating Brendan- count your blessings; if you're friends with Brendan, don't let that homie go!
G1: "I think I've found the one- he's a total Brendan."

G2: "Lucky, wish I could find such a great guy."
Brendan by Sha-lala-Hasa-menya November 3, 2018
Usually a faggot who loves stealing other people's tickets. He also loves his sister in the way most of us thinks is incest.
Brendan's are usually attracted to their relatives or someone named Rodger. Brendan's love fat guys.
Me: Hey does anyone know where my tickets are?
Someone else: Oh, it was that Brendan kid.
Me: God Damn It he pulled a Brendan again.
Brendan by BitchNigAssTits November 15, 2018
I just ordered some brendan.
Brendan by Ytx4 February 3, 2019