Atheism 

The religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

Guy: "You must believe in atheism."
Atheist: Gives Guy a dirty look.

Atheism by Nieccie June 15, 2008

atheism 

The religion devoted to the worship of one's own smug sense of superiority.

Hey atheist, where's your no God now?

atheism by DailyShow January 27, 2005

Atheism 

the belief that there was always nothing and then nothing exploded into something and that something turned into planets and stars and on one planet formed replicating discs that formed into dinosaurs

Atheists, those who believe in Atheism, usually support the Big Bang Theory.

Atheism by kalavaka September 6, 2009

Atheism 

The lack of a belief in the existence of a god or gods. This usually also means a lack in a belief in an afterlife, the soul, the supernatural, or any sort of ultimate reality outside of the physical one.

For the atheist, reality is limited to reductionist empiricism, morals are usually relative or determined by the rules of conduct that make civilization possible, life is it's own purpose, and the truth or falsity of religious beliefs is apparently subject to evidence (though there are no specifications as to what these are).

Athesim is not, despite many claims here, the default belief of all life or humanity at birth. To say that babies and animals are atheists is silly simply because we cannot ask them, and some indeed even argue that they are aware of the presence of "god" within them. Also, the fact that nearly every culture around the globe has, in some form or another, developed some mode of religious belief goes to show that religion is a much deeper part of the human experience than this particualr brand of atheism will admit.

Atheism by Killing Kittens December 2, 2004

Atheism 

Doesn't believe in a god or any higher power. They believe when you die, everything is black and nothing.

"What god do you believe in?"
"I don't believe in a god. I believe in atheism."

Atheism by crtl+shft+h June 1, 2018

Atheism 

A strange Phenomena where one who dosent believe in God/a God (usually in reference to Christians version of one it seems) But Cares about it as much, if not more, than those who do believe.
Never have i seen people speak more about something they dont believe in.

"I Dont believe in god , there is no god , god god blah it's all bullshit , but boy do i go on about it so much"

If you people really dont believe in God, why do you care so much as to fill up these pages talking about it?

Atheism... The Act of Ardent Disbelief...what a joke.

Atheism by Long Live Khan September 14, 2008

Atheism 

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self- replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.

To learn atheism!

Atheism by Gertrude5555556 July 12, 2010