rhino treatment

When you and a friend forcibly holds down another person, and then you proceed to smother and rub your bare ass roughly into their face.

"Yo dude, theres that kid that pissed me off the other day!!, lets run over there and give him the rhino treatment."

by skitterbon pancakes January 25, 2012

Coconut Treatment

The coconut treatment is where you brutally beat a skull until it fractures 3 times, which resembles the three holes in a coconut. You then proceed to break open the skull as if it was a coconut.

Sammy Samster: see that guy of a darker complexion over there?
Stu Macher: yeah let’s give that fucker the coconut treatment!

*Stu Macher and Sammy Samster proceeds to give the man the coconut treatment*

by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

Oyster treatment

Oyster treatment is usually performed by Natives to the south cast of India. It consists of an alpha in a Tribe grabbing multiple live oysters and let them suck on to his scrotum until stuck in place

Wee Johnny: Alpha John here are some oysters for your oyster treatment later

by Wrinkly scrotum January 25, 2021

manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

the scaramouche treatment

To appear as something desirable in the start but become completely different after, fooling the audience.

Person A: "Man, I cant believe they unyassified this character!"
Person B: "Yeah, gave him the scaramouche treatment."

by hyaku_owo October 31, 2022

Glizzy treatment

Grabbing a Frankfurter/weenie and slapping their face with it while they’re sleeping.

“Go give Jim a glizzy treatment while he’s sleeping.”
“Haha bet.”

by Glizzygiver420 January 1, 2022

The LOST Treatment

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

by RJHey April 17, 2010