Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018

Delaware Hot Pocket

The act of shitting into your hand, spreading it on your partner's armpits, and fucking the arm pit.

Devon gave your mom a Delaware Hot Pocket while on vacation! As if they weren't stinky enough.

by TismaticTard December 25, 2023

Hot as fuck

Hot as fuck is the action of having all types of sex with someone before pulling down there bra and rubbing their tits all over you (mainly rubbed on face)

Friend: aw man , that girls cute

Me: you gonna make her hot as fuck?

by Oohlalaguy June 30, 2022

Hot dog lover

A guy, usually named Alex, that is into bestiality & owns a cligny dog that sniffs his junk a lot. He likes to joke around about bestiality, becomes protective & then deny any claims of it, but when you suck his dick their is left over peanut butter on it.

Prinssece:"I went to see Alex yesterday & I gave him oral. His dog was watching & his chode dick tasted like peanut butter."

Peaches:" oh, gurl he is definitely a hot dog lover."

by BrocolisHunter69 May 4, 2018

no hot dog

a more in depth way of saying “no cap, no glizzy, no kizzy”

bro no hot dog they were doing incest last night. yes bro like no hot dog

by cjcjxb November 26, 2020

hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up

How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?

by Blank with blank May 13, 2019

Hot Neptune

When you successfully execute a Cleveland steamer while in a hot tub

I'm not going to use hot neptune in a sentence. Use your imagination for a scenario when this would be used.

by anonymous December 20, 2024