Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018

Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.

John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.

by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024

Stupid tube

The epitome of being stupid. So stupid they need to be placed in a tube and sent away.

Listen up you stupid tube.

by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022

Tube o' Lube

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.

*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!

by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019

Tube Challenge

The World Record for visiting all London Underground stations in the shortest time.

Carlos participated in the Tube Challenge.
Osama just beat the Tube Challenge again.

by mullardo December 8, 2009

road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.

We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.

"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024