A cult dedicated solely for our lord and saviour Katie. Only someone stupid, irrelevant enough will ever join this irrelevant cult.
by lil_kouki April 26, 2021
Get the Katie Cultmug. 
Very loud, like seriously. Dresses up in dino costumes 24/7 eats pineapple on pizza and broke a tile married to Nathan flattery for 7 years (recently divorced) so sad.
by dontmesswme June 19, 2019
Get the Katie Molloymug. having a wank whilst eating genuine caviar in a rolls royce but you have to be wearing a shrek themed thong for it to count
by michaelangalo July 3, 2023
Get the dirty katiemug. by mrdabbleswithpotion December 3, 2021
Get the do a katiemug. Katie hensell is a girl with a great personality and body. She is very smart, athletic, and pretty even if sometimes she says she isn't. She Will hav a crush on a guy as soon as she meets him. She jokes around a lot but is very serious about her grades and sports. She loves her friends and family and adores dogs. She likes the color yellow and the number 10. She likes Leonardo DiCaprio and Cameron Boyce. If you are friends with her you are friends for life. Even if you get in stupid fights over nothing. Or fights that you think actually are serious, at the time, those fights will only make your friendship stronger. She will constantly ask if you will ever leave her and you will always tell the truth, "I will never leave you". She is super nice if she likes you so try and stay on her god side.
by Grokiela_nutella_5man May 21, 2018
Get the katie hensellmug. She is the most beautiful girl inside and out and very tall. She is very smart, a genius to be exact. She is very good at AP Calc (jk, lol). She is a very great catholic girl. She goes to church every Sunday. She is also Russian and her alter ego is Katerina. She has six goats with her sister Svetlana and step sister Olenka. She loves crazy frog which is a very bad song, look it up. She loves McDonalds, she once had it 11 times in one week. She may have small boobs but she has a big appetite, I mean heart. She is the youngest of five siblings, but her parents saved the best for last, so she says. If you encounter a Katie Gerschke, turn around and run as fast as you can, she won't catch you even though she's the fastest walker you will meet. Jk lol she's the best person ever and I am lucky to have her in my life.
by KTGGGGGG February 21, 2019
Get the Katie Gerschkemug.