Olive Garden customer

"Olive Garden customer" is a slang term for "a person who has excessive screen time every day". Used in a similar way to the term "iPad kid", this slang term is named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone.

Ever since he discovered that Olive Garden app, he's turned into quite the Olive Garden customer — more screen time there than anywhere else!

by Emotional Cruiser February 10, 2026

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

"There was a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

by anonymous February 17, 2026

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

We had a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

by anonymous February 17, 2026