The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is an aerobic capacity torture technique for young children and adults. When you hear this sound *d i n g* You may begin the torture of bad cardio. Run from one end of the room to the other before you here this sound * b e e p * Are you ready to collapse? Go on the word "die". On your mark, get set, DIE!
"Ugh my friends won't respond, I'll just spam the fitness gram pacer test until they beg me to stop":)
by Ashlyn Maou February 17, 2021
Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".
That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.
by FitnessChadButtLover July 06, 2023
Small breast implants usally used by girls who are into fitness and therefore get low body fat and no boobs. Usally discreet so people cant really see if they are implants
by bossgirl97 September 28, 2021
Someone who is cast for a role that is destined for them. Synonymous to a key and a lock, one key in a draw of many other keys. Only one fits the lock, and this is it, two people who are just destined to be together, two people who don’t even know how good they are as one.
Two people who perfect for one another, befitting of true love, of lock and key.
Two people who perfect for one another, befitting of true love, of lock and key.
by heart has stopped April 25, 2022
Kid 1: Yo i got with a girl tho she dont got no colored hair
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground
Drainer: Cant fit in with the normies #packwatch this aint no playground
by 2swastika December 02, 2023
An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.
If it fits, it ships.
If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
Synonymous with the term Cap meaning to lie. Originating from Desus Nice and the Kid Mero, stars of the illustrious Bodega Boys Podcast. The term fitted stems from the popularity of Fitted New Era Caps. Not to be confused with SnapBack Cap.
by EloquentIgnorance September 22, 2020