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50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.
Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019
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national give ur sister aids day

national gives your sister aids day is on september 23rd, be careful and have fun but don’t get caught! 🤘😂🤪
bro did you hear tomorrow is national give ur sister aids day?

wait for real yo? i’m totally participating!
yeah can’t get in trouble if it’s a holiday
by nolawswhenurdrinkingclawschad September 23, 2019
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ah man thats aids

when someone sticks their thump in your ear
Friend: irritates you
you: ah man thats aids
by 7uuu7 November 15, 2019
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Herpa Ghana Siffel aids

Herpa Ghana Siffel aids is herpes, gonorrhea, I don’t know what in the hell Siffel is and then aids all in one disease you can get this from smashing any cortez scum
See that guy over there he got Herpa Ghana Siffel aids from Lily McDonald in the second grade
by Skate282832 June 14, 2022
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U.S.AIDS

U.S.AIDS is when Globohomo ideas which originate in America are then exported to other countries and eventually spread like wildfire all around the world infecting and ultimately destroying them like a deadly virus.
A Spanish man named Carlos had a daughter called Sally who was a nice pretty well behaved girl until she caught U.S.AIDS

The family got a Netflix subscription and she started watching sick and degenerate tv shows
Then she went to college where her dirty smug liberal professors taught her all about feminism

Now she shaved her head, has a bunch of tattoos, stopped shaving her armpits, and had sex with 707 men

Well it looks like poor Sally has caught U.S.AIDS!!!

U.S.AIDS can be caught by individuals and also groups

An example of a group case

A nice normal school gets a new head teacher and they used to live in America where they picked up some strange new ideas.

Next thing you know all of the children have to write reports about BLM and George Floyd, and have to go to drag queen story hour, where homosexual men who are dressed like demonic clowns read them 'progressive' children's books.

I think it is fair to say that your once nice and normal elementary school has caught a heavy case of U.S.AIDS!!!
by Doctor Gigolo Rockstar July 28, 2022
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bob ross aids

bob ross lost 10 billoin crabs in Alaska
god damit bob ross aids st 10 billoin crabs in Alaska
by alteeney December 6, 2023
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jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.
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