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carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.
Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

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by Damon K. October 21, 2025
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