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Noose Master

A Noose Master is a person who knows how to tie nooses out of anything, like a blade of grass.
Yo, that guy just made a noose out of a straw, he's a noose master.
by BiCk-A-BonKiNg August 5, 2019
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Spaz Master

Spaz Master: The person responsible for looking after groups of those of the Spazzy persuasion, eg; sunshine bus attendant.
"hey, spazmo, where is your spaz master?"
by V-Fantastic. December 9, 2008
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dale's master

A above human being who fights aliens and can kill a man in one hit. Is also able to fly and can enter super Saiyan 5, as well as use fusion
Person 1: Who's that guy fighting that dragon in the sky

Person 2: oh, that's Dale's master
by #darthur aale November 26, 2013
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Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.
'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
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Master of Banter

A person who has a natural born gift to completely wreck another person or people by consistently throwing 'banter' their way.
Amelia: James you're really NOT a Master of Banter

James: Yes Amelia you are right! As always I might add! You are the Master of Banter.

Amelia: AWWW cheers Jay!
by we northeners knowbetter October 15, 2010
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Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.
Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key
by Stiglover69 September 6, 2022
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ankle master

Someone who is great at basketball and breaks ankles when he or she plays
by Bigboithy1st May 20, 2017
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