Irish Up

To take a shower using Irish Spring body wash, replenishing your daily supply of irishness. Even if you're not Irish you can still have the freshness of Ireland.

Also works with the bar soap.

After a hard day of work, I like to irish up, down some shots of jameson and take home two chicks from the bar.

by part irishman September 10, 2009

Irish Six-Pack

The act of bringing a six-pack of beer to a party with only five beers left in it, because you drank one before you got there.

Jeff: *Knock Knock* "Hey Paul! I brought you a six-pack for the party!"
Paul: "There are only five beers..."
Jeff: "I guess it's just an Irish Six-Pack now." *Sips Beer*

by Fejj June 13, 2018

Irish hot pocket

When you're fucking a bitch from behind and you punch her asshole inserting your entire fist then celebrating by raising your hand over your head and banging her head on the ceiling.

Bro, your mom wanted to celebrate St. Patrick's day so I gave her an Irish hot pocket and now she has a concussion. Better not let Will Smith find out.

by Kevin Da Great July 23, 2016

irish submarine

To store a pickle in your ass then go to a public pool and push it out into the water.

Hey buds let's all go to the pool and drop an Irish Submarine!

Hey Jaydan!, did you see Greg drop that Irish Submarine yesterday!?!

by MadMarty911 August 4, 2016

Irish Boxer

N. The art of repetitively thrusting, with force, ones fists into the anal and vaginal orifices utilizing alternating fists.

Big T regularly uses the Irish Boxer technique to satisfy his ladies.

by Dirty Dennis the Man the Myth the Legend September 5, 2008

Irish Mohawk

The Irish Mohawk is a "Backwards Mohawk" where somebody shaves straight down the middle of somebody head (nearly 100% involuntarily) due to large amounts of alcohol consumption...the Irish Mohawk is named such because like the Irish it is Backwards

Guy 1: dude that guy just passed out!!

Dude: i know huh, know what im thinking ;)

Guy 1: no...But who the fuck cares lets give him an Irish Mohawk

Dude: Sweeet

by That Dude guy March 7, 2011

Irish Drunken Boxing

A fighting style developed by an Irishman that resides in upstate New York. The style requires a minimum Blood Alcohol Content of .12. The style consists of several unarmed forms as well as weapons, which include a pool stick, chair leg or a glass beer bottle.

How'd you get that black eye Jimmy?

some guy at the pub pwned me with Irish Drunken Boxing...

by Fei Hong Chan III May 5, 2005