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ex

fat person i used to like (big mistake)
also extremely petty and stupid
"bro some mf got 13%"
"that has to be my ex"
by jkfhkshfjshjkfdhjfhjdhgkdhjkg October 24, 2022
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.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!
I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!
by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024
mugGet the .exe creepypastamug.

Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-exe

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
mugGet the Exe-a-Ovalle-Rodriguez-a-exemug.

Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
mugGet the Fed-exmug.

ex

"carpet tiles offered at a special price, ex stock"
by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024
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ex-freshie

Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.

Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012
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