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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

digital-bureaucracy

The complex, frustrating system of rigid forms, automated decision trees, and faceless interfaces that governs our interactions with online platforms. A modern form of red tape where every click feels like paperwork and every fix is hidden three menus deep. Common in online marketplaces, customer service portals, and government websites.

“I just wanted to update my address, but eBay’s digital-bureaucracy made me verify my identity with a pigeon and a moon landing certificate.”

by Gumtree Terry May 8, 2025

Digital Politician

A male or female that uses social networking websites (Facebook, YouTube) to blatherskype about politics and how they think the world ought to be.

Usually will be the first one to respond to anything political on facebook with about 3 pages of crap regarding your status, even if it's only mildly political.

You bet. He's a Digital Politician. And a Douche Bag

by Qualdo October 31, 2010

ten digits

Describing someone whose phone number isn’t saved as a contact in your phone.

Friend: how are things going with that guy you’re texting?

Me: he still only ten digits

by Kekefifi223 June 13, 2022

Digital blackface

Non-Black people using memes/gifs/sound effects of Black people reacting to react to stuff.

Digital blackface is a modern form of racism.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan June 23, 2022

Digital rontootjojo

The act of having a JoJo do a toot and sensually blow the cloud into rons swamp ass as he hacks your phone or vice versa a Ron will snort a toot off Jo jos swamp ass while she resets her phone

A digital rontootjojo is scarier than the human centipede ps what's your WiFi

by Rontootjojo July 14, 2023

Digital Panties

"Digital Panties" is the online term used to describe getting to 3rd-base while sexting. The chat takes a more sexual tone and NSFW text becomes the scope of the chat.

Yoooooo i was sexting last night and got to tɔd base with sweet baby J dawG~! oMG bɔy She dropped dem digital panties n we wa buck nehkid textn on each other! 🥰🥰🥰

-Salone girls dem fiiiine!!!! Supa Lag got it RIGHT 😎😎😎

by Gɵɵgle Eɑrth October 10, 2023