Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Clocked

clocked is a more sophisticated way of saying “you ate”, or you “cooked”
its way to congratulate someone for doing something well,

or when someone insults another really good

Person 1: Girl shut up you’re ugly

Person 2: Shut up atleast my hair ain’t raggedy
Person 3: LOL, person 2 clocked you

by HamAJPW January 23, 2025

Clock It

Come do sum or fight me

"Clock it bitch you perpin" "lele told ziaaa to clock it after 20 minutes of arguing"

by Good wap 😩 January 30, 2024

Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.

John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.

by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016

11 o clock

When it’s past 11 o clock Michael whips out his cock.

oh no it’s past 11 o clock! Michael is going to rape me!

by Gibby boy February 28, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019