Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?

Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is

by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025

Ball Call

When a male is contacted after 12 AM about potential sexual relations .

Yo, bro. Stephanie totally ball called me last night. We went balls to the wall. Bingo Bango Bongo.

by Clay.Rosema.54 March 9, 2020

ball

ball is ball bc ball is ball and u have ball and eat ball it go bouncy boune wounce

i like ball

by bigballdblackperson March 30, 2022

dog shit snow ball

A snow ball containing hidden dog shit.

Tommy knew that the nuclear option was using a dog shit snow ball.

by autmwnd February 25, 2015

Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".

Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.

by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009

Eight ball

winner gets head

damn gimme that head boi I beat you in eight ball

by Jsnsjdudindndd November 6, 2021

Swiggle Me Balls

Yarr well y'be swigglin an swagglin and then all of a sudden...!!

Yarr swiggle me balls ya fuckin fruit loop

by loose gannon January 31, 2025