Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids

Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs

by GooseWillis April 20, 2019

fat tosser

An obese person who is a massive show off

You know that reece kid he’s a fat tosser

by Calwill November 27, 2017

fat earth

really big fat version of flat earth

im a fat earther

by totalfuckup69 August 24, 2018

Fat Spats

The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".

Allison knew that she had eaten too many pogos when she saw her fat spats in the mirror.

by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009

fat-mily

a group of 6 people who stick together for eternal. always supporting each other, playing with each other and always the most important people to each other. unbreakable bond.

fat-mily is just goals!

by fatmily.jy June 21, 2017

Fat Musta

A phallus. A descriptive way for describing anatomically enormous wood or schlong.

Made famous by rapper Drake in the song “Hours in Silence” on his collaborative album “Her Loss” with 21 Savage.

She still fit that shit in her gut somehow, the fat musta went in her butt somehow.

by D.O. November 8, 2022

fat reece

Reece is a fat useless slouch. He eats to much and has no mother, she left him because he ate all the food

FAT REECE

by sdckjboiuhpojwpoj January 13, 2022