He's so easy to be with. I love his sense of humor. At first he's acting like a serious father, you can't even joke to him. But when you get to know him, everything will become memorable. I just became close to him in chats. He's my best friend ex mu, that's why I can't fall in love with him
by nyeam_beatrice June 7, 2021
Get the Agustin Carlomug. Carlo is a natural born pimp!
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
by The Giza December 1, 2019
Get the Carlomug.