A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!
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-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
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-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
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by TulipBloke March 3, 2025
Get the Golden Age of Privacy mug.A period of time when a person is really active sexually but more in a solo way, such as masturbating. Usually an early riser especially with boys when they hit puberty. Overall when the person has fun by himself/herself like there's no tomorrow in a period of days, weeks or even months!
(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)
(P.S. This is a reference to the Golden Age of Piracy which as you know is a real historical era and sounds really close to privacy)
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-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
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-Dude, in my Golden age of privacy, I was literally doing it 10 times a week!
-Bro I don't think that's healthy...
"
by TulipBloke March 3, 2025
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Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.
A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.
by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024
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