Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro

by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021

Patrick

name of a person that is of utter awesomeness. people of this name-race are superior to all others with no exception. it ist custom to kiss a patricks feet and give presents upon encounter

*person meets a patrick*
" oh wow i am honored to meet your holyness"

by paddisda00 December 4, 2017

Patrick Brooklyn

The reason that animals hibernate and why earth worms go underground to hide. Mr aura himself, fear itself and dread itself.

"Gee wilikers those hoodlums are almost as frightening as Patrick Brooklyn."

by ThreeHoodedHoodlums April 5, 2025

Patrick Shwavy

When you're intoxicated and you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

I'm all Patrick Shwavy and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him.

by PersonalJesus December 16, 2019

Patrick Drahi

A very famous French entrepreneur, or "shark". Also the 10th French fortune.
He is know to extremely honest and totally involved in the protection of the environment.

"It's hard to see the ice melting from my private jet" - Patrick Drahi in a conference

by Zarbizaure September 30, 2019

Patrick Batema

He played batman in that one movie

Tyrone: Oh my gosh I am tired
Byrone: Patrick Batema

by Johnson H. Pork March 18, 2024

Patrick Arnold

“To pull a Patrick Arnold” – To betray the sexual vibe in a deeply unserious, self-sabotaging way.

Bro pulled a Patrick Arnold and turned on Coldplay during the orgy.

by John André September 30, 2025